Maggie: And Kelsey's really gonna marry this creep?
Liza: Oh God, I hope not. He better tell her the truth, otherwise I have to. I can't lie to her.
Maggie: All you do is lie to her.
Liza: I only lie about my past, not her entire future.

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My God. She walks like a lyric poem. Here's our Princess Pam Pam.

Moore

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Liza: I can't believe he's talking about eating me and my bosses are just laughing along like it's 1960.
Maggie: See? It doesn't matter what decade you're in, the biggest money makers get to misbehave.

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Kelsey: You love having your little inside scoop, don't you?
Liza: Believe me, I don't. I hate keeping secrets from my friends.

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Oh my God. You're a costume character in Times Square?

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Charles: The idea that my company, my grandfather's company, can't survive without the overwritten fantasies of some handsy old man...
Liza: They really are overwritten.
Charles: Thank you.
Liza: Are you sure you don't want to hear about the sales on Amazon?

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