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Thursdays on Paramount+Younger Season 7 Episode 7: "The Son Also Rises" Quotes
Maggie: And these? How do I respond to these? I don’t want to heart them. I mean what am I supposed to do, do a thumbs up? I mean they’re good boobs. I don’t want to make her feel bad about her boobs.
Josh: No, no, you definitely don’t want that.
Liza: Well, that’s the problem with nudes. You’re forced to affirm them.
Josh: Forced? Wow, I don’t recall you ever complaining.
Liza: Well, I didn’t want to make you feel bad. There are only so many winky faces, tongue out, hot flame emojis you can reply with. It’s exhausting.
Charles: We miss you at the office.
Diana: I’m sure the fluorescent lights a little dimmer without me there, Charles.
Liza: I recognize that voice, Diane. Hi, how are you? How’s Italy? How’s Enzo?
Diana: Liza, one question at a time, please.
Liza: Oh, I miss you scolding me.
Diana: I know I should be back now, but I’m having a surprisingly good time, and as difficult as it is for me to admit this, I am not ready to return to work.
Cass: She can’t keep her hands off you.
Maggie: We’re new. You know how it is.
Cass: I don’t. I don’t. Camila and I never really had a honeymoon period. Didn’t do much on the honeymoon either. Between you and me, she has trouble finishing.
Maggie: I’m so sorry to hear that.
Cass: I try and I try, and she says it’s not me, but it didn’t help that when we first hooked up I accidently stuck my finger in her butt and she screamed, ‘Wrong hole.’
Maggie: Oh boy. I hope you told that story at the wedding.
Cass: I sometimes think she should outsource if I don’t satisfy her.
Maggie: That’s really open of you.
Cass: Then I think about that woman, and I want to kill. I think about the two of them together. I want to kill them both.
Liza: Are you OK? You look like you’ve just seen a ghost.
Charles: I did kind of. Ian Clark just BRB’d me.
Liza: That’s not how you say it.
Charles: My past is coming back to haunt me.
Maggie: Look, I’m so sorry, OK.
Cass: For what? Your problematic show about trans women I was forced to defend, or that the whole class saw my wife’s breasts?
Maggie: The second one.
Cass: Maybe you’re not a good fit here after all.
Maggie: Wait, I can explain. Camila was texting me her you know because we’re doing a sculpture for you of her bust. And it was supposed to be a surprise for your anniversary.
Cass: That was last month.
Maggie: Which makes it even more of a surprise.
Cass: Fine, fine, all of this has been very distressing, but it’s not grounds to fire you, so let’s just forget it and move on.
Charles: You’re a lot taller than your dad, aren’t you?
Topher: Yeah, I’m pretty much taller than the rest of family. Don’t look like my dad’s side either.
Liza: Oh, why do you think that might be?
Topher: Well, if you knew my mom back then, you might have heard a rumor that she slept with some lobster boat townie. She got pretty wild.
Charles: Your mother, I find that hard to believe. She’s such an old-fashioned woman.
Topher: The only thing old-fashioned about my mom is how much she likes to drink them. Can I ask you something?
Charles: Shoot.
Topher: Are we here to talk about my mom’s infidelity, or are we trying to figure out how to make some cash on my dad’s estate?
Charles: That’s why Ian left Empirical. I can’t believe I’m only finding this out now, but I kept away from Judith and her family.
Liza: Are you sure it was the summer of ’94 when Judith climbed the pole? I mean raised the flag?
Charles: Definitely. Topher’s age lines up, and you heard her, she had an affair with a deckhand on a lobster boat.
Liza: But it was a rumor.
Charles: I am the rumor, Liza. I’m his father. Don’t you think he looks like me?
Liza: A little.
Charles: How am I going to explain this to…
Liza: Quinn?
Charles: My girls. I cannot believe that Judith kept this from me.
Liza: You were 20 years old. What do you expect?
Charles: I’m gonna go see Judith tomorrow. Talk about life throwing you curveballs.
Lauren: Make sure you keep smiling and be nice. You don’t get the villain edit, OK.
Kelsey: What?
Lauren: People are going to want to hate you because you’re so pretty, so you got to convince them that you’re smart.
Kelsey: I am smart.
Lauren: Is it too late to dye her hair brown? It’s just so threatening.
Brett: Look, you publish fairytales, so why couldn’t this be yours, Princess Kelsey? A castle with a view. From up here, you could spot any dragon-slaying knights.
Kelsey: It’s spectacular, but this princess doesn’t need any rescuing.
Charles: What are you doing here?
Liza: Just thought you might need a friend right now.
