Lindsay: She's [Amy's] nice. And you're nice. And Paul is nice, and I'm... well... not.
Edgar: I think you're great--
Lindsay: No. I'm materialistic. I'm incapable of being alone. I never really learned to shower that good. I almost always forget to flush the--
[Edgar kisses her]

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• Added: September 23, 2015

(about Paul) Hate that dork. Why's he got to ruin puzzles with the third D?

Vernon

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• Added: September 23, 2015

Tell me whose nut I should suck on. I got kicked out of the shelter again for fighting.

Cory

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• Added: September 23, 2015

Bernadette: Seems more like a get-together.
Gretchen: It's a goddamn party.
Bernadette: O-kay, Gretchen...

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• Added: September 23, 2015

Amy: I wanted to hear it from the ol' horse's mouth.
Lindsay: Are you calling me an old horse?

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• Added: September 23, 2015

Paul: We didn't want to ambush you...
Lindsay: What the farts?
Amy: Hi, Lindsay!

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• Added: September 23, 2015

Gretchen: You're so getting murdered.
Lindsay: I know.

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• Added: September 23, 2015

The really sad thing is, the whole time she was being dragged towards the on ramp, she was texting Connor!

Paul

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• Added: September 23, 2015

Friends are for babies.

Jimmy

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• Added: September 23, 2015

This gay porn site pays me ten bucks a dick. (gasps) I have a job!

Lindsay

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• Added: September 23, 2015

I can't believe she's pregnant again. What a dummy. I wonder how much an abobo even costs these days!

Gretchen

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• Added: September 23, 2015