You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Season 2 Episode 9: "LCD Soundsystem" Quotes
Rob: Maybe she's checking YOU out.
Lexi: You go on ONE date with Margaret Cho...
Doing YouTube make-up tutorials is not a career.
Rob
Our job is to present to the world a human woman of quality. Harper is awesome, she deserves to go to a great school.
Rob
I mean, the old lions had it easy! The only distraction from writing was the encroaching tide of fascism. And the occasional syphilitic seizure.
Jimmy
Ah, damn! I'm late for work. The bar opened twenty minutes ago.
Jimmy
Writing is very seldom actual writing. Maybe on the outside it looks as though I'm drinking and playing darts and eating craisins out of the box in my pocket, but this is part of the process. It's all writing. And I need you to respect my process.
Jimmy
See? Dogs do eat nachos.
Gretchen
I miss our Largo days, Sandwiches. Don't you? Our Largo days.
Gretchen
Conventional and scary, hell yeah. But the death of fun? Not necessarily. To be a slave to an idea of coolness is why some of your friends never grow and in the end are actually less themselves. And counterintuitively lead less authentic lives than the buyers-in.
Lexi
Gretchen: Jimmy is a writer.
Lexi: Oh! For what show?
Jimmy: [snorts] Not for television. God, can you imagine?
