Gretchen: You know, after I cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.
Jimmy: Mm. Don't tell me.
Gretchen: OK, I won't. [pause] I love you, too.

And I regret going to see The Babadook. It was so scary, you guys!

Vernon

Jimmy: Did you wear your booby shirt?
Gretchen: Of course I wore my booby shirt!

Becca's like a Monday crossword. Gretchen.. Sunday. Takes all day, but it's rewarding as hell.

Jimmy

Edgar! My confidant. The Grumio to my Petruchio.

Jimmy

Nina: And you date him. Willingly.
Gretchen: The heart is a dumb dumb.

I'm going to get absolutely snozzled.

Jimmy

Jimmy: You're not on antidepressants?
Gretchen: Shit, no. I don't want to lose my edge.

You're the Worst Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

I'm going to get absolutely snozzled.

Jimmy

Jimmy: You're not on antidepressants?
Gretchen: Shit, no. I don't want to lose my edge.