Merdeces: And then these manly black trucks surrounded my house and Kate, she was like, ‘No, you’re too beautiful die,’ [Hissing sound] and I was like, ‘No way. We are in this together.’
Wynonna: So you guys totally boinked?
Mercedes: Because I think she must have vampire mind-mushed me because the next thing I know, I’m running away from the house, totally against my will.
Wynonna: Are you sure your brain wasn’t pre-mushed?
Mercedes: So I decided to come here and wait for the friggin’ heir to show up.
Wynonna: Well, I’m the heir of anything any more, Mercedes. The curse is broken. I killed your demon hubby Bulshar.
Mercedes: That’s great. What did he leave me?
Wynonna: A disaster zone.