The Situation was a man in that situation.

Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?

Yo, I will cut your hair while you're sleeping!

I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.

I don't give a f**k about anybody in this house. All of you's in this house are f**king fake. And I want you all to know that I can't stand any of you's. Fake motherf***kers, all of you.

I'm tryin' to be classy right now!

I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.

Angie

[to Pauly D] I would marry you. I think about you everyday.

Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.

Jose: I'm not gonna respect you telling me now, and tomorrow you're kissing somebody else.
Angelina: [to camera] Some people think hooking up means kissing. Some people think hooking up means having sex. If he's gonna think that I just kissed Vinny, then we don't gotta go ahead and tell him any more.

Angelina ... don't know nothin' about Ron.

I was like, really really really drunk, because I'm not comfortable here.

Angelina Pivarnick Quotes

I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.

Angelina

I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.

Angie