Whatever you think I said ... I probably said it.

I didn't know being drunk and people making mistakes was that bad.

I was like, really really really drunk, because I'm not comfortable here.

Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops.

The Situation was a man in that situation.

Angelina ... don't know nothin' about Ron.

She's lucky I don't go in there and backhand her.

Nothing happened. She's still with the f*%king kid! What else are you guys gonna do? What else do you want me to do?

Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.

Jose: I'm not gonna respect you telling me now, and tomorrow you're kissing somebody else.
Angelina: [to camera] Some people think hooking up means kissing. Some people think hooking up means having sex. If he's gonna think that I just kissed Vinny, then we don't gotta go ahead and tell him any more.

Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?

The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.

Angelina Pivarnick Quotes

I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.

Angelina

I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.

Angie