Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes
That's definitely a fake number. Who the hell would call Angelina after that?
It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!
How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?
Pauly D: I almost seen your cooca!
Snooki: My cooca's out!
Pauly D: Uncle Nino is an O.G.: An original guido.
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
Vinny is gonna take the girl he's in love with. I'm gonna take the girl I'm in love with. You can come, too.
Angelina thinks like a guy so she wants to get laid. Vinny is a guy so he wants to get laid.
There's nothing like a nice herpe to ruin a party.
I've never seen the kitchen this bad. There's hair extensions, there's finger nails, there's like a tuna fish sandwich on the ground. It's like World War III went down last night. It's crazy!
Is there any more turkey sandwich?
[to Vinny] Your eyebrows are so bushy that they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would.
