Publisher: I'm sorry, Adrian, but we cannot publish this.
Monk: Too long?
Terry: Does it come with a forklift?
Publisher: Thank you, Terry. It's not just that it's too long. We hired you to write about your career as a police detective, not this. You solved over 140 homicides, and that's what people want to hear. In Chapter Four, you have 2 paragraphs about the suspect and eight, nine pages about his vacuum cleaner.

Robin, I just want you to remember what I promised. I'm always going to be around no matter what happens, keeping an eye on you and your mom.

Sam

Robin: He seems nice.
Javier: You think everybody is nice.

Mrs. Thompson: When someone violates you, it's never your fault.
Robin: I should have done something.
Mrs. Thompson: You did. You survived.

Looking back on things now, I should've seen what was coming, but I never loved like that before. I saw what I wanted to see.

Grace

Sheri: Has he ever done anything like this before?
Grace: He's blown his stack before, but he's never hit me, no.
Sheri: Once would be enough for me.
Grace: You know that's real easy for you to say that Sheri because you've never been in a relationship very long.

 I know now what it's like to look into the face of a man who has professed to love you fully, unconditionally, and forever, then watch his lips form the words "I'm going to kill you."

Grace

The Paul I fell in love with was always there. The problem was he wasn't the only Paul I was living with. 

Grace

I'm sorry, OK, Grace? I just never felt these kinds of feelings before. I just never felt this intense for anyone. Baby, I've never loved anyone like I love you. I'm just kinda flailing a bit ... I just feel 100% committed and loyal to you. 

Paul

I go crazy when you're not around. I can't help it. 

Paul

Real Estate Agent: Between you and me, this is the first time I've shown this place in a month. So you can get this place for a steal.
Vincent: My favorite way of getting things.

Allison is going to inherit all of your money when you die, and I'm going to inherit all of her money when she dies.

Vincent

Movie Review Quotes

Mrs. Thompson: When someone violates you, it's never your fault.
Robin: I should have done something.
Mrs. Thompson: You did. You survived.

It's one of the great mysteries of life. You never know quite what's going to happen next.

Vincent