Unfortunately, all Audrey has revealed here today is how shockingly unoriginal her inner life actually is. It would probably behoove you to get off your couch and go outside and risk some life interactions so you could observe the idiosyncrasies of actual behavior. Better yet, leave campus. Go visit some struggling neighborhood and try to see how real people deal with real problems and try to write about that. Or don't. I don't care, just, just don't bring your diary in here again. Who's next? Why are you crying? Why was she crying?

Noah