Mike: I reckon the first leg should be straight to Cardiff, and we can stay overnight there.
Jane: Cardiff?
Mike: In Wales.
Jane: Hmm.
Mike: Why?
Jane: Sandra Stirrer.
Mike: Who?
Jane: Vic had an affair with Sandra Stirrer and I caught them in the carpark of Cardiff Castle.
Mike: Carpark. Cardiff Castle. Alright, we don't have to go there. I mean, we could go straight to Swansea, I'm sure. Granddad wouldn't mind.
Jane: Winnie Winslet.
Mike: Winnie Winslet?
Jane: Mm hmm. That's who Vic moved onto after Sandra.
Mike: Wow, he really worked his way along the coastline, didn't he?