Deran: Any time I'm remotely good at something, it can't be mine, it has to be hours.
Craig: What are you talking about? Surfing?
Deran: No, we're not talking about surfing.
Craig: The only reason you got into that was because of me. I drove you to each and every one of your tournaments -- wherever they were --
Deran: You drove me so that you could tell the girls you were my coach so they would sleep with you. That's why. Then I had to clean up your puke and drive your drunk ass home at 14 years old.