Blood Test Picture
Watch Archer Season 2 Episode 3
"Blood Test"
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When a call girl comes from Archer's past claiming he's the father of her child, a blood test ensues.

ISIS Unites
Watch Archer Season 2 Episode 2
"A Going Concern"
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When Malory is hit hard by a Ponzi scheme, she plans on selling ISIS to Len Trexler of ODIN.

Swiss Miss Picture
Watch Archer Season 2 Episode 1
"Swiss Miss"
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Archer is assigned to protect a sixteen year old heiress in Switzerland.

M For Mother Picture
Watch Archer Season 1 Episode 10
"Dial M for Mother"
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The identity of Archer's father is called into question on the season finale of Archer.

Barry and Lana Picture
Watch Archer Season 1 Episode 9
"Job Offer"
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Archer takes a high paying job from competitor ODIN, while Malory tries to get him back to ISIS.

The Rock Picture
Watch Archer Season 1 Episode 8
"The Rock"
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When ISIS loses another contract to ODIN, Malory tasks Lana and Archer with stealing a diamond from one of their clients.

Skytanic Picture
Watch Archer Season 1 Episode 7
"Skytanic"
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Archer and the ISIS crew must protect the maiden voyage of the luxury airship, Excelsior, from a bomb threat.

Skorpio Threesome
Watch Archer Season 1 Episode 6
"Skorpio"
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Archer must rescue Lana from a hairy arms dealer, Skorpio, causing Cyril to become jealous back at base.

Honeypot Picture
Watch Archer Season 1 Episode 5
"Honeypot"
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When Malory is being blackmailed by a homosexual Cuban agent, she sends Stirling down to Miami to seduce him.

Archer Dinner Party
Watch Archer Season 1 Episode 4
"Killing Utne"
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Malory hosts a dinner party to try and win a contract from UN chairman, Torvald Utne (Jeffrey Tambor).

Archer Quotes

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

Archer