DEREK: "Seattle has ferryboats?" MEREDITH: "Yes." DEREK: "I didnâ€™t know that. I've been living here six weeks, and had no idea there were ferryboats." MEREDITH: "Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides." DEREK: "Hence the ferryboats. Now I have to like it here. I wasnâ€™t planning on liking it here, since I'm from New York, and am genetically engineered to dislike everywhere except Manhattan. But I do have a thing for ferryboats." MEREDITH: "I'm not going out with you." DEREK: "Did I ask if you'll go with me? Do you want to go out with me?" MEREDITH: "I'm not dating you and I'm definitely not sleeping with you again. You're my boss." DEREK: "No, I'm your boss' boss." MEREDITH: "You're my teacher and my teacher's teacher. And my teacher!" DEREK: "I'm your sister. I'm your daughter." MEREDITH: "You're sexually harassing me." DEREK: "I'm just riding in an elevator." MEREDITH: "Look, I'm drawing a line. The line is drawn. Thereis now a big line." DEREK: "So this line... is it imaginary or do I need to get you a marker?"
"Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."