-The Colonel is withdrawing from cigarettes after not being able to get them from Alaska.

-Alaska leaves cigarettes for them.

-The Weekday Warriors tell the guys that Alaska is going to get payback.

-Pudge wants to take Lara to the dance.

-Alaska takes comfort in a friendship with Dr. Hyde so that she isn’t completely alone.

-The Colonel decides to keep watch over Alaska’s room but misses the Weekday Warriors putting a hose through her window, flooding her room, and ruining her Life’s Library.

-The Colonel and Takumi decide to forgive Alaska and help her get revenge with an epic prank, but Pudge won’t help.

-The Colonel, Alaska, and Takumi lie to the Eagle and say they are leaving campus for the weekend.

-Pudge agrees to be their lookout.

-The Eagle requests "Macarena” for Madam O’Malley.

-The plan is that they are rewriting the Weekday Warriors college essays for Duke and submitting them.

-The Eagle realizes that Longwell and Sara left the dance, and he goes to look for them.

-The Colonel finds out that Sara took Longwell to their spot and goes after them.

-Pudge and Takumi set off fireworks as a distraction.

-Lara tells Alaska that she is good for Pudge.

-Pudge gets attacked by the swan.

-Alaska makes up a game called the best day/worst day. Her worst day was when her mom died from an aneurysm in front of her. Alaska didn't realize, and her dad blamed her for not calling 911.

-Pudge comforts Alaska, and when it seems like she wants more, he friend zones her and chooses Lara.