An alien hybrid, perhaps, is standing in a lake holding a magical ball, trying to get something to come out of the water. He drops it and disappears. Someone behind him picks it up. It's Joseph. The Greys are behind him, asking Joseph to bring Joseph to them, as he's the only one who can control the ball.

Harry and Heather have become very close and are traveling the world. They spend time freeing birds from pet stores and watching nature documentaries, giving Harry ideas for winning his mate. He feeds her worms, and they eat them like spaghetti.

Asta hasn't been able to reach Harry.

Jay's mom visits Asta to bring Jay's medications since Jay is staying with Asta. Jay has a girlfriend and wants to travel the world with her, blowing off college. It's a very sweet bonding moment between the two women.

Harry is singing about his love. He grabs Asta to dance. Harry and Heather have been having intercourse everywhere. Lock your car doors, Asta! Asta is trying to impart to Harry how important it is that they address Mike and Liv's investigation into the van.D

Harry wants Asta to invite him and Heather to dinner because he thinks Asta will like Heather. She finds a bra on the couch. He's had sex there, too!

Mike and Liv are looking through the book they found in the van, and he's totally bummed when she takes his line: It's important enough to kill over. She gives him another, but he can't say that one either since she just did!

Harry visits Mike and Liv to see if they'll arrest him. Mike shows him the notebook, and Harry makes a joke about the formula being for the hard-shell chocolate sauce.

D'Arcy and Asta prepare dinner while Harry and Heather screw in the tree outside. D'Arcy cooks chicken, and Heather almost vomits. Harry brought along sunflower seeds for her, so all is well.

Harry reveals that they are moving to Heather's home planet. Heather already knows about Harry's mission to save the world from the Greys. She also knows that Asta touched his penis when he was seriously injured in a crevasse.

Heather reveals that Ben has been abducted by Greys and continues to be so. They're shocked. D'Arcy is more adamant that Harry needs to stay to get rid of the Greys. Nope. He just needs to give the General what she needs to defeat them.

Heather passes Harry a note during dinner, and they begin canoodling with bird calls and kisses. It seems like Heather wants to make Asta jealous. I'm trying to imagine how long it took to do these scenes.

D'Arcy wants to tell Ben, but Asta says it will expose Harry. They cannot tell him anything. Meanwhile, Harry and Asta are having sex in the bathroom.

Ben is building a suspension bridge for Max's science experiment. Kate tells Max to do his own project. Ben panicked when Max's whole project was nothing but a bag of moldy bread.

D'Arcy has nightmares about chasing Ben through the woods while he's being abducted.

Asta realizes that they have to break up Harry and Heather so that he refocuses on the mission. D'Arcy wants a large snake to eat Heather, but Asta thinks just talking with Heather would be a better idea.

Jay arrives before Asta has a chance to tell D'Arcy she's moving in.

There's a note on Liv's car that the town is in danger with Beam Me Up Baker on the case. Liv blames herself for everything. Oh, those balloons are just mean, not a gift.

Mike enjoys his hard-shell-covered ice cream cone.

Lena asks Mike what's going on. She's worried about him and wants to make sure he knows what he's getting into. Mike acts a little embarrassed.

The General remembers dancing with her father, and then she gets a call.

Harry is taking fluid from a Grey spaceship.

Kate and Liv have drinks, and Kate asks about the documentary she was in and the owls. Liv says the owls are a planted false memory to cover up an alien abduction. Kate says she's just curious. Liv says weird bruising, lost time, and embedded objects under your skin are all possible clues.

Liv wants to be abducted. She gives Kate an experience support group card to drop by whenever she likes.

Harry jokes with the General, but she's not having fun. He gets her with the henweigh joke. She says the whole world is depending on him.

Meanwhile, David has the alien hunter propped up in chair and undergoing treatment to become robo-alien hunter.

Heather, Asta, and D'Arcy chat and apologize for the other night. They talk about "girl code" in their attempt to break her free from Harry. They really lay it on thick, but Harry arrives and D'Arcy and Asta find out that Heather told Harry about their meeting.

He is not very kind, calling out Asta and D'Arcy for the fact they'll never find love like he has with Heather.

Harry has figured out the formula. Max arrives just as he finishes it. They get rid of Max by being mean to him, and she's turned on. They go to have sex, and Max takes the formula for his volcano project, er, caldera project.

When Harry arrives at the science fair, Max dumps the fluid into the caldera. Harry pulls the alarm.

Harry enters the gym, dons a gas mask, and heads toward the experiment. The Greys want to change the earth and its gravitational pull so they can have it to themselves because they cannot survive with Earth's gravity.

D'Arcy dreams of her childhood and camping when something happens in the woods. Ben runs off first, and she sees him being pulled. She realizes it's not a dream at all, and that was the night that Liv saw the UFO. She feels like she should have known. She did see, after all.

D'Arcy and Asta's insecurities almost get the best of them, but D'Arcy wants to tell Ben what she remembers. Asta says no way.

Mike is walking home with groceries when he hears someone following him. He pulls his gun and asks Joseph to come out. He knows it's him.

Kate searches her body for a tracker. She stops herself, thinking it's silly. But then she finds it.

D'Arcy visits Ben, offering to babysit or maybe take them to the airport. She just wants him to know she's here for him, whatever he needs. He wonders if she's OK. She brings up the camping trip. She tells him he was abducted by aliens. She can't tell him how she knows, but she does, and she's here for him.

Joseph threatens Heather, and she acquieses without much pushback.