Duck Dynasty Quotes from Season 5

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The men of Duck Dynasty are always great for a few memorable quotes.

Check out these Season 5 gems.

1. Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.

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Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.

Jase
Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.

2. I have found ticks in my whiskers.

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I have found ticks in my whiskers.

Phil
I have found ticks in my whiskers.

3. Why did you marry him?

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What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?

Phil
What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?

4. Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise...

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Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo videos in the living room. And I think those were on VHS too.

Korie
Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo...

5. She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.

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She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.

Gordon
She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.

6. I like sheep.

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I like sheep.

Miss Kay
I like sheep.

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Duck Dynasty Quotes

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Phil

What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?

Willie