Duck Dynasty Quotes
The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.Willie
I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.Jase
I am the benchmark.Phil
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I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.Jase
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Willie: I haven't stretched yet.
Jase: You're stretching out those pants.
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She'll be there tomorrow too.Phil [on Nanny CallieMae Carroway's grave]
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My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.Si
- Permalink: A Pancake Strategy
Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.Jase
- Permalink: Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.
I love cheese.Willie
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