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Duck-dynasty

The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.

Willie

I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.

Jase

I am the benchmark.

Phil

I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.

Jase

Willie: I haven't stretched yet.
Jase: You're stretching out those pants.

She'll be there tomorrow too.

Phil [on Nanny CallieMae Carroway's grave]

My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.

Si

Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.

Jase

I love cheese.

Willie
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