Duck Dynasty Quotes
The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.Willie
I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.Jase
I am the benchmark.Phil
- Permalink: I am the benchmark.
I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.Jase
- Permalink: Wedgie Alert!
Willie: I haven't stretched yet.
Jase: You're stretching out those pants.
- Permalink: You're stretching out those pants.
She'll be there tomorrow too.Phil [on Nanny CallieMae Carroway's grave]
- Permalink: She'll be there tomorrow too.
My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.Si
- Permalink: A Pancake Strategy
Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.Jase
- Permalink: Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.
I love cheese.Willie
- Permalink: I love cheese.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Pick the rocks up, and start breaking the windows. It'll be the most fun you've ever had in your life.Jase
- Permalink: Throw Stones!
There are a few important rules to know when you're rolling a house. First one, know your enemy. Second, you have to have a rock solid team. You're only as strong as your weakest link.Jep
- Permalink: The Weakest Link.
He's a grown man. Get him dressed? If he doesn't get dressed, he will stand out at graduation.Jase
- Permalink: How to Stand Out.