Duck Dynasty

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The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.

Willie

I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.

Jase

I am the benchmark.

Phil

I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.

Jase

Willie: I haven't stretched yet.
Jase: You're stretching out those pants.

She'll be there tomorrow too.

Phil [on Nanny CallieMae Carroway's grave]

My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.

Si

Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.

Jase

I love cheese.

Willie

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Pick the rocks up, and start breaking the windows. It'll be the most fun you've ever had in your life.

Jase

There are a few important rules to know when you're rolling a house. First one, know your enemy. Second, you have to have a rock solid team. You're only as strong as your weakest link.

Jep

He's a grown man. Get him dressed? If he doesn't get dressed, he will stand out at graduation.

Jase
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Duck Dynasty Quotes

You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.

Phil

What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?

Willie