Blue Icees and a trip to the container store? It's like I died and went to the postmortem neuron induced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven.

Sheldon

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• Added: October 12, 2015

Amy: Maybe you could make your new field of study the calculation
of nuclear matrix elements.
Sheldon: Oh, please. If I wanted to take up a fad, I'd get a tramp stamp.

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• Added: April 11, 2014

How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?

Sheldon

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• Added: November 20, 2015

Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.

Sheldon

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• Added: September 21, 2015

I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content until that evil wizard went and gave him a heart.

Sheldon

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• Added: October 12, 2015

Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.

Sheldon

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• Added: November 20, 2015