New Girl - Schmidt Online Dating Profile

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Schmidt's online dating profile from 2008 ... finally revealed (as a spoof from none other than Zooey Deschanel herself)!
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Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick

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