On paper we're as ugly as Winston's belly button ring.

Schmidt

DeeDee? That's not a name.

Nick

You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or Vancouver's shoe.

Jess

The on-suite is on fleek.

Schmidt

I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.

Nick

My whole life is you.

Schmidt

Ferguson is on the elevator. Is that OK?

Regan

I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.

Schmidt

I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.

Schmidt

Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.

Jess

Everyone has had sex in my room!

Jess

We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!

Cece

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or Vancouver's shoe.

Jess