New Girl Quotes
New Girl quotes are the funnest part of the show. It's pretty incredible how many hilarious lines they come up with week in and week out, so we suggest browing through New Girl quotes on a regular basis. For your funny bone's sake.
Schmidt: Ahh! A spider!
Nick: Jess, why did you do that? You know how he gets, he turns into a cartoon elephant of yesteryear who just saw a mouse.
I will say only one thing about that man that I've only said about Ryan Gosling...hot damn!Winston
Schmidt: Come on Gina, give me a shot at red potatoes.
Gina: No way cause I need ya. You're the best sort of mid-level employee I've ever had. You are the ass to my horse and I'm gonna keep you right here, right by my side where I can find ya, forever.
You got girl trouble, get a crystal!Winston
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Eat glass and die you tramp!Mrs. Roz
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If you died, I'd be lost!Nick
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Jess: So you want us to come out so that you can go back to hooking up with all the hot teachers?
Coach: Very much so.
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I just want to be slapped around!Winston
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We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!Schmidt
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I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.Winston
I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.Nick
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I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.Nick
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
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A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt