An extended look at the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness from the season three premiere of Parks & Recreation. Need we say more?

Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Leslie: Yuck.
Ben: They were big into rhymes.

April! Hey, it's me. Andy... Dwyer. Uh, this is like the 200th time I've left you a message without a response, so if you're trying to tell me something, I do not know what it is because you won't call me back.