Henchman 21: Do we have souls? Henchman 24: Yes, but they're not quite souls, but in Earth's general idea, everything has a soul. Henchman 21: Crap, so I guess we should become vegetarian. Henchman 24: No, like everything living has a soul, even spinach. You can't win. Henchman 21: So that's a problem. Henchman 24: Here's something. You know how people cry about aborting babies because of their soul? Turns out you don't get a soul until you're like one. Henchman 21: So, weird, one. Really? Henchman 24: Or maybe six months. I forget. Either way, you're just this little crying, pooing monster blob until you get your soul.
Henchmen 24: Ask me any question. Henchmen 21: Okay, what's the meaning of life? Henchmen 24: The color twelve. Henchmen 21: Really? Henchmen 24: No, idiot, ask me something less Hitchhiker's Guide, dork.