The third season of Entourage was certainly the longest with HBO dividing it into two.  We now have quotes from the episodes from both parts live on our site!

During the third season, we see Vince after his success from the box office smash Aquaman.  The season's plots revolves mostly around the guys desire to get Medellin made and Ari's struggles as he seperates from Terrence and stars his own agency.

The season definitely felt like Ari Gold's and boy does that make us happy.  There's no Entourage quotes like Ari Gold quotes.  Here's a sampling from this amazing season:

Sarah: I hate this, I'm starving.
Ari: Now you know what mommy goes through ever day to make a hot body for daddy | permalink

Sarah: You want me to lie?!
Ari: That is the beauty of Yom Kippur. As long as you apologize by sundown, doesn't matter what you do. | permalink

Turtle: You're scared of a bunch of teenagers?
Drama: Turtle, they can do whatever they want and not get charged as adults | permalink

Eric: What the f**k is wrong with you, Drama?
Drama: Cursed with wisdom is all. | permalink

Alan: So let me guess. This Ramones project has been causing some discomfort between you and your biggest client.
Ari: Hemorrhoids cause discomfort, Alan. This is more like open-heart surgery | permalink

Ari: I had a nightmare.
Mrs. Gold: Was I with another man?
Ari: No, Vince was | permalink

Please read our full collection of Entourage quotes from season three and vote for your favorites!

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