This may be more of a Two and a Half Men rumor than spoiler, but when Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen's real life next door neighbor, was asked what show she wanted to be on by E! Online, you've probably already figured out what she said.

Paris told Michael Yo, "I really love Two and a Half Men. It's my dad's favorite show. He told me to watch it, and I did, and I loved it."

Now what role could the celebrity gossip socialite play?  Another one of Charlie's floosies?  Could she make the acting breakthrough leap and play Charlie's neighbor?  Good luck Paris.

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