The Office Recap: "Lecture Circuit"

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When Michael Scott, Scranton Regional Manager, hits the road to talk to other branches of Dunder-Mifflin and share the secrets of his success, a lot of inane comments follow.

Seriously, put this guy in front of a microphone and there's no telling what will happen.

Back in Scranton, Jim and Dwight take over the party planning committee and forget Kelly's birthday. She is devastated. Meanwhile, single and newly smitten with a female client, Andy Bernard decides to make a move ... calling upon Creed for advice. Creed.

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Michael Scott on the Lecture Circuit

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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael