Nurse Jackie Recap: "Daffodil"

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On the latest episode of Nurse Jackie...

  • ... Coop and Eddie grow closer as friends.
  • ... Mrs. Akalitus tasers herself.
  • ... Jackie bonds with a 10-year old girl.

Read our detailed recap of "Daffodil" right now.

Mrs. Akalitus

Among our favorite Nurse Jackie quotes from the episode...

Jackie: (voice-over) Look at that. It's supposed to be Florida. Who draws Florida with no sun? It's the goddamn Sunshine State! | permalink
Jackie: Okay, it's very simple. Everything they tell you, you type in their file, whatever they don't tell you, but you know to be true, type in their file. | permalink
Zoey: Nights are different.
Jackie: Yes. More stab wounds, more drunks, less nutjobs, less children. Okay, you prioritize by condition. Gunshots, stabbings, cardiac arrest followed by bleeders and shallow breathers.
Zoey: Shallow breathers. Got it. What about someone who can't breath at all.
Jackie: They are already dead. They go to the waiting room. | permalink

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Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton