I made it...oh my...I fu-king made it!

Don't say his name, it's not yours to say.


Coop: Am I being traded in?
O'Hara: Not at all.

You want it? You gotta work for it.


Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie?
Jackie: That's a ball gown.
Eddie: It's comfortable.
Jackie: Grab it!

Sorry Sister, you're fired.

Number one, contractions in the eight month, totally normal just stay off your feet. Number two, if I go out and get loaded he wins, not gonna happen.

Take a look around Mike, I'm still in charge.

Cruz: You authorize these nurses?
Coop: Ah I'm not authorized to authorize unless I am and I didn't know.

Holy sh-t! Someone just thanked me.


You're in my world now and in my world, there's prizes.


Gloria what do you say we show them how we used to do this?

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton