Eastwick Recap: Series Premiere

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It was a big night of premieres on ABC on Wednesday, as Modern Family and Cougar Town aimed for laughs, while Eastwick aimed for mystery and intrigue.

The pilot episode of this series - picture Desperate Housewives with a twist of magic - focused on a trio women from the New England town of Eastwick. They each make a wish on a coin, only to meet someone named Darryl Van Horne.

Can he really make their wishes come true? And do the main characters actually want him to? Read through our recap of the series premiere for the answers.

Witches Toast

We've also compiled a handful of Eastwick quotes from the opening episode. A few of our favorites:

Kat: I'm really sick of this town, with its dumb, old legends and myths. Witches and water. It just makes us all seem like dumb, gullible hicks. | permalink
Roxie: Be a kid! Act crazy. Sneak out of the house. Chase boys. Rebel!
Mia: Mom, it's not rebelling if you tell me to do it.
Roxie: Yeah, but it's still fun! | permalink
Roxie: Sometimes I wish I could meet someone who got me, you know? Someone dark and dangerous and exciting, who moves here in a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirs up sex and trouble. And he's got a really huge... (gasps) appreciation for art. | permalink
Roxie: Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something? | permalink

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Eastwick Quotes

(voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.


Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?