The Office Quotes, Recap: "The Meeting"

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When Jim tries to keep Michael in the dark and secure a promotion, you know it won't end well. After all, Michael doesn't want to lose Jim ... or Pam. Or the baby.

Meanwhile, Dwight and Toby are totally convinced Darryl is lying about a worker's compensation claim. When they go to investigate this theory, hilarity ensues.

Did Jim get the job? Was Darryl lying? Who's in and who's out for the Jim-Pam wedding? What new ways did Michael Scott to sabotage pretty much everything?

Check out our recap of "The Meeting" and find out.

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Check out our complete collection of The Office quotes from this and every episode in all six seasons. Some of the best lines from "The Meeting" included:

Darryl: Toby! Dwight! You come to my house? Bust up my trash cans? Call my baby sister an a$$hole and tell her to eat dog food?
Dwight: We thought she was you.
Darryl: How would you think a lady is me?
Dwight: [pause] Are you serious? Because you look exactly alike? Am I the only one who ...
Toby: I don't see it. | permalink
Jim: I didn't tell Michael because I thought he'd try to help. Example: He handed out jello shots at the 23rd mile of the Steamtown Marathon. | permalink
Michael: Wallace just HAD to show up. On the one four-month period where I'm completely overwhelmed. | permalink
Pam: We invited everyone in the office to our wedding, even though we knew most people probably couldn't make the drive to Niagara Falls. Which is why we're having it in Niagara Falls. | permalink
Dwight: He's lying.
Toby: He has a doctor's note.
Dwight: Yeah, from who, Dr. J? You really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off ladders.
Toby: A guy on my street fell off a ladder. It was on the news? | permalink
Michael: Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you, there has been ... work, every day. I had to come in on a Saturday... to retrieve ... I left my cell phone here. | permalink

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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.