When it wasn't trying too hard with its drug-induced transitions or its cheesy 70s references, That 70's Show actually had some pretty amazing characters and dialogue.

So it may seem random for us to cover this long-running Fox sitcom in our Classic TV Quotes segment, but hey, we were fans.  Even when we weren't tripping.

So go ahead and relive this show's fantastic freshman season when love was first in the air between Eric and Star Wars, err Donna.  Click to vote on your favorite That 70's Show quotes:

Kelso: That's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student.
Jackie: Who did we exchange for him? | permalink

Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a permanent.
Kelso: So that's permanent? | permalink

Kelso: Hey, Eric, maybe she's going to give you the big gift. You know, the big gift. You guys know what I'm talking about, right?
Hyde: Yes, Kelso. We got it. Then, we got it.
Fez: I'm not even from here, and I got it. | permalink

Eric: Oh, Laurie, I remembered I can't loan you the Vista Cruiser on account of I hate you. | permalink

Ricky: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Eric: Fatso Burger.
Fez: Covered in gold chains!
Kelso: Rock star. No, a movie star No, wait. Yeah. Rock star.
Hyde: Prison. | permalink

Hyde: ...Let's drink beer!
Kelso: Me first!
Donna: No way! I spotted it!
Kelso: Nah, I saw it too. I just didn't say anything!
Hyde: You saw a keg and you didn't say anything?! BACK OF THE LINE! | permalink

Eric: Are you gay?!
Buddy: No, I'm not gay!
Eric: But you just kissed me!
Buddy: ...Okay, I'm gay. | permalink

Red: I want you to pick out this year's tree. And whatever you don't spend, you can use for your party.
Eric: Look, Dad, you know how much I hate haggling with those tree...
Red: Haggling is part of being an adult. Here's 40 dollars.
Eric: I want 50.
Red: Knock it off! | permalink

Kitty: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian. | permalink

Jackie: I can't believe you, Michael.
Kelso: What?
Jackie: You can't just maul me in front of my father!
Kelso: I bet he didn't even notice.
Jackie: He yelled at you to stop it.
Kelso: I thought he was yelling at you. | permalink

Jackie: Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Eric: Okay then well, good luck with that. | permalink

Kelso: Guys, guess who's taking Pam Macey to the prom?
Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?
Kelso: NO, ME!
Fez: Darn, and I had a quarter, too. | permalink

Donna: Remember when you beat him up on the playground?
Eric: I kicked his ass.
Jackie: Wait. Wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?
Eric: Yep. And I kicked his ass. | permalink

Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her.
Donna: Have you talked to Red about this?
Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? And this is like, twice as bad! | permalink

Kelso: You know, Hyde, seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... I lost a lot of respect for you, man.
Fez: You used to be my hero. My lazy American hero. | permalink

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