Following a few days' worth of speculation, Parks and Recreation creator Mike Schur cleared up all rumors regarding Rob Lowe last night, telling Zap2It at the Paley Center for Media's PaleyFest: "Rob is a full-time cast member; he's on the show for a number of more years, and that's the end of the story. Sorry I can't be juicier than that."
Schur, of course, was responding to reports that linked Lowe to Two and a Half Men as a replacement for Charlie Sheen.
Lowe will NOT appear on the next new episode of Parks and Recreation, which airs on March 17. But relax, fans. He'll be on every installment of the season after that.