Kristen was the quiet one of the group on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 7 Episode 20 but plenty of the ladies got loud during part one of this reunion show. Mainly LuAnn.
The Countess has decided that she and Carole will now longer be friends because Carole is still dating Adam eight months later. Why is LuAnn so upset?
You can choose from a long list. Is it because Adam is only 28-years-old and you don't date 20-somethings, only screw around with them? Is it because he once dated LuAnn's niece or is it that he was her employee when he and Carole met?
But apparently having sex with 30-somethings in club bathrooms is completely acceptable.
When LuAnn wasn't spouting advice on one-night-stands, Sonja was explaining how she doesn't have a drinking problem. At one drink, she gets buzzed.
At two drinks, she's drunk and at three drinks she's yours...but that's not a problem. Even when she trying to put her tongue down another woman's throat on the dance floor or flashing her hooha to the room, that certainly doesn't mean she has a problem.
That's just how she parties like she used to do back in the day with John John and it was totally acceptable...but John John's dead. Just don't ask.
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