What, did you think our recaps of Big Brother, The Real World and American Idol completed the review of last night’s reality television?!? Puh-lease! America’s Next Top Model and Top Chef take exception to that notion…
America’s Next Top Model: Camera pans to a body on a pile of crumpled white sheets. It’s Dominique, she’s just waking up, and she looks like…well like Dominique. We get a montage of shots as Dominique diligently applies various CoverGirl products to her face… — TV Squad
Top Chef: Beer! Whoo-hoo! The cheftestants sample a bunch of frothy brew, then pick one variety and make a “simple pleasures” dish that pairs well with said beer. Spike continues to annoy by saying that all beer tastes the same to him… — Zap2It
