-The family is all at Jay's for Thanksgiving leftovers
-Manny feels neglected because of all the attention Joe gets
-Haley shows interest in Phil's real estate
-She only wants to know so she can spend time in the 16-jet hot tub
-Claire is impressed with Haley's "work ethic"
-Phil is mad at Claire because she yelled at Phil for bathing with the ducklings
-Gloria tries to comfort Claire (but is really just taking Claire's wallet)
-Andy arrives to set up for the open house and finds Haley next to the over-flowing tub
-Haley and Andy fall in the tub so Andy puts their clothes in the dryer
-Haley and Andy end up turning on the fireplace and being in a romantic setting
-Right as they're about to kiss they hear someone come in and hide in the closet
-Jay and Gloria are trying to surprise the family with a trip to Florida, so they need driver's licenses
-Cam and Mitchell throw shade Claire and Phil's marriage
-Jay tries to distract Claire while Gloria feels up Phil in order to find his wallet
-Cam and Mitchell are excited to flip a mattress and they decide to visit Phil's listing
-Cam and Mitchell are the ones Andy and Haley heard coming into Phil's listing
-Phil comes into his listing while Cam and Mitchell hide under the couch
-Phil is into online role-playing because Claire has been working
-Claire thinks Phil is talking about their romantic role-playing
-Manny decides to use Joe to try to impress a girl
-Manny starts hitting Joe, after Joe bites Manny's friend's calf
-Luke and his friends arrive to drink at Phil's listing
-Phil's virtual reality goggles prevent him from seeing all the people
-Claire arrives at the house in a sexy medieval costume
-Ruben and Alex are also at the house
-Cam and Mitchell come out from their hiding spot
-Claire and Phil decide to continue their role-play at home
-Andy and Haley emerge, without getting caught
-They decide the house is what made them feel attracted to each other
-Haley starts to leave, but runs back in to share a passionate kiss with Andy
-Jay reveals that he bought tickets to Colombia, and Gloria reveals that her whole family came to visit
