Entourage Quotes

Turtle: Wow, I’m getting a little emotional. Drama: Yeah, me too. We better find someone to f*ck in Paris.

Drama: Hey, remember these words, E: “From behind, you don’t even look preggers.” Turtle: Oh, and tell Sloan, if it’s a boy? Baby Sal….

Ari: Vince! Hold the plane. Drama: Who’s the broad? Turtle: That’s his wife, you jerk off.

Lloyd: I’m family too, aren’t I? Ari: You’ll always be the gay son I never wanted, yes Lloyd. Lloyd: But what will happen to me without…

Vince: The guy’s been with five women his whole life. Not because he can’t get ’em – he’s loyal. He’s emotional and reactive, a little…

Vince: We basically lived together our whole lives. Billy: Hey maybe you’ll all live together with the kid. It’ll be like ‘Three Men and…

Turtle: Wow, Drama, you swore on your career? Drama: I had my balls crossed.

Turtle: Look, this is going to be a very exclusive affair, but it’s important to Vince that you attend. Drama: It’s important to all of…

Ari: I don’t want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it’s like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying…

Vince: Now let’s see you top that news. Turtle, Billy and Drama: Sloan’s pregnant.