Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes

Rebecca: This is a song I wrote.

Rebecca: Oh good, an abstract theatrical space, now I can actually think …

Rebecca: I love every person in this room.

Greg: You’re the love of my life. You know that, right? Rebecca: Well, I do now.

Dr. Akopian: Do you still make those candy cane mochas? I know the holidays are almost over but what the hell, I want to treat myself.

Rebecca: Okay, let’s just put it out there, I’ve retired from stalking but you never lose the skills.

Nathaniel: God, I hope I win though. Josh: I really hope you lose. Nathaniel: I also hope Greg dies.

Josh: Sir! Nathaniel: Hey buddy. Josh: I’m going to need you to stand down. Nathaniel: Literally what do you mean?

AJ: I’m asking you nicely to get out of my kitchen! This is how customers get meningitis.

White Josh: Dude, I have known you for most of your life, and I’ve never seen you as happy as when you are with Rebecca.