Nurse Jackie Quotes

Jackie: I made it…oh my…I fu-king made it!

Cruz: Don’t say his name, it’s not yours to say.

Coop: Am I being traded in? O’Hara: Not at all.

Zoey: You want it? You gotta work for it.

Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie? Jackie: That’s a ball gown. Eddie: It’s comfortable. Jackie: Grab it!

Jackie: Sorry Sister, you’re fired.

Jackie: Number one, contractions in the eight month, totally normal just stay off your feet. Number two, if I go out and get loaded he…

Jackie: Take a look around Mike, I’m still in charge.

Cruz: You authorize these nurses? Coop: Ah I’m not authorized to authorize unless I am and I didn’t know.

Thor: Holy sh-t! Someone just thanked me.