Psych 2 Quotes

Dolores [to Lassiter]: Truth be told, I like you, Carlton. You’ve got soft lips and a chest full of hair long enough to wig all of…

Shawn [to Mary]: All I know about fatherhood is what I learned from watching all eight episodes of Manimal.

Shawn: This is weird and uncomfortable. Henry: Yup. Weird.

Buzz: I’m not sure I understand anything right now. O’Hara: That’s the Buzz I know and love.

Dr. Herschel: I’d like to remind you gentlemen that the areas marked restricted are restricted because they are restricted. Shawn: That…

Shawn: I probably should have left the leash on. Gus: Ya think? Shawn: Damn, he cleared the horizon quickly.

Henry: You left behind a slow cooker with a three-pound roast in it. You nearly “This is Us”-ed the whole block. Shawn: “This Is Us?”…

Shawn: Are we on the same page right now? Gus: Yes. Alternative Spider-Verse.

Shawn: Lassie, we’re in. Lassiter: Of course you’re in, you morons. There’s a hand in your hand.

Gus [to Shawn]: I can’t keep track of every little shortie who wants what they can’t have.