Schitt's Creek Quotes

David: What happened? Who died? Johnny: Who died? David: Did Patrick die? Alexis: No, Patrick didn’t die, David. David: Then why did you…

Patrick: Wow, that massage really did a number, huh? David: Ya, that was the first time I have ever received a happy ending. Patrick:…

Roland: Johnny, come on, just enjoy it. You’re going to be gone soon, and you’re gonna miss this place. Johnny: I will be back, Roland….

David: What is that? Alexis: Thank you, David, you look very expensive and gorgeous, too. David: It’s white, you’re wearing a white…