Southland Quotes

Lydia: Do you know the Michelin Man is white. Dude’s suppose to made out of tires and they make him white.

Ben: What do you think I am, the King of LA. I just can’t make things disappear.

Cooper: For the last 2 & 1/2 weeks I’ve had these book smart, street stupid, bs experts telling me how I’m suppose to feel before I go…

Russell: Maybe for his birthday you could take him to the Dahmer house.

Brooke: I’m Brooke by the way, The girl he stopped seeing so he could just f*ck you.

Narrator: Most cops manage to stay sane despite the chaos all around them, but in their hearts they know, everyone has their breaking…

Cooper: You want to go ruin his day? Lucero: Absolutely.

Russell: You better watch it buddy. Your mom’s a tough lady.

Lucero: They were checking me out like crazy in there. Now I know what it’s like to be a chick. Cooper: If you want to be a chick that’s…

Lucero: I didn’t know. Cooper: You won’t be mistaken for Sherlock Holmes.