The Deep End Quotes

Beth: My dad was never a good lawyer. I just always thought he was a good lawyer.

Malcolm: It’s all bong water under the bridge.

Katie: I’d rather stay in L.A. Susan: I’d rather you hadn’t slept with my husband.

Mr. Branford: You’re fishing. Beth: I prefer hunting. It seems less leisurely.

Liam: There’s not gonna be any more kissing today. Beth: Do I even wanna know? Liam: No.

Cliff: I’m the knight in shining armor and you’ve reduced me to a guy in a suit showing spreadsheets.

Cliff: We are lawyers. We make stuff up all the time.

Liam: If that weed is yours, it explains the universal popularity of your brownies.

Addy: Is it a crime to care about the planet?

Cliff: Beth is here because she’s a good lawyer. I think it’s pathetic that you think otherwise.