The League Quotes

Ruxin: You seem like you’re in the middle of a manic break.

It was an homage to Silence of the Lambs.

These are the thinnest that I’ve got. Legally, I’m not allowed to call them pants.

Holding hands is the worst. That’s not where the hand wants to be.

Golden Tate, still my favorite cereal.

PAM: Okay, let’s start off our group therapy session the way we always do; checking in on how insane everyone is feeling today. William….

PAM: I’m going to need you to fill out these forms. RAFI: I have to go where my wife is. My kids. PAM: Your wife is dead; your children…

PAM: Randall. RANDY: I don’t belong here; I don’t need to be here. I think there’s been some sort of mistake. PAM: You do need to be…

PAM: Now Raphael, before electroshock treatment I usually call family members and let them know this is about to happen. But yours are…

Rafi: That wasn’t mouth-to-mouth. That was true love’s kiss.