Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) used to be the Regional Director in Charge of Sales at the Stamford office of Dunder Mifflin, but transferred to the Scranton branch after the company downsized the former.

Andy is overconfident, has anger management problems, and can be extremely annoying. He frequently name drops his alma mater, Cornell, and likes to sing at every conceivable opportunity. He has a good heart, though, and is sort of engaged to Angela.

Andy Bernard Quotes

Andy: Hey. What are we doing? What's the game? I want in.
Jim: Oh, there's no game. We're just trying to get these chips for Karen.
Andy: Did you... check the vending machine?
Karen: Oh, the vending machines! How did we miss that?
Jim: I have no idea. We went right for the copier... and then we checked the fax machine...
Andy: Did you... check... your... butt!?

Saboteur! Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game... the game is over, I'm really going to shoot you!

Andy
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The Office Quotes

Pam: So I closed the door but the image of his...
Jim: Baquette.
Pam: ... dangling participle...
Jim: Eww.
Pam: ... still burned in my eyes.
Jim: I can imagine.

Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.

Darryl