Andy Botwin is hilarious.

He was the brother of Nancy's late husband and showed early in the series. While Andy often assists with the children, he's not really much more responsible than the kids themselves.

Andy has been thrown out of Rabbinical school, kicked out of the Army and started a business smuggling illegal aliens across the border. Why? All in the name of hooking up, naturally.

This Botwin also likes to do drugs.

Andy Botwin Quotes

Hey, what do you think is better "Jesus say relax" or "I'm to sexy for my Lord?"

Andy Botwin

Nancy Botwin: Andy, today it was brought to my attention that the downside to this business is death, so right now I'm not thinking about "the bakery" I'm thinking about enrolling in dental hygiene school so my children aren't orphans.
Andy Botwin: If anything happens to you, I will raise Silas and Shane as my own.
Nancy Botwin: Okay, now I pledge never to die.

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I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.

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You've made your bed, now f**k in it.

Nancy Botwin