Brock Samson

Brock Samson is the family body guard on the incredible cartoon known as The Venture Bros.  Brock Samson is voiced by Patrick Warburton and is possibly the greatest killing machine ever born and he does it all without guns.  They're too impersonal.

Brock Samson Quotes

Prostitute: Whew, that was some workout, big man.. but I guess you're gonna have to go look for those boys now, huh?
Brock: They'll turn up. Besides, I still got $300 left.
Prostitute: Oooh, three bills can buy you an awful lot of things..
Brock: I know. I'm gonna want change

Brock: I can cross "stab Hitler to death" off my list of cool crap I thought I'd never get to do.
Hank: Brock?
Brock: Hey, Hank. Killed Hitler

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Venture Bros. Quotes

Hank: You are not the boss of me
Sgt Hatred: Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you

Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers

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Venture Brothers Season Four Finale Preview
Explaining S.P.H.I.N.X.
Venture Bros. Season 4.2 Trailer
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