Creed is (allegedly) a quality assurance officer of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, and is a hilarious, fictionalized version of the actor who plays him, Creed Bratton.

Creed is shadowy, old, bad at his job, beyond shady, and only delivers 1-2 lines per episode, but they are often some of the funniest. We love Creed.

Creed Bratton Quotes

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you her

Creed

When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.

Creed

The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael