Creed is (allegedly) a quality assurance officer of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, and is a hilarious, fictionalized version of the actor who plays him, Creed Bratton.

Creed is shadowy, old, bad at his job, beyond shady, and only delivers 1-2 lines per episode, but they are often some of the funniest. We love Creed.

Creed Bratton Quotes

A lot of jazz cats are blind. But they can play the piano like nobody's business. I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless.

Creed

Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No... it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.

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The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

Jan: All right, well are you gonna take care of this?
Michael: Yeppers.
Jan: What did I tell you about "yeppers?"
Michael: I don't... remember.
Jan: I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?
Michael: Yeesh...