Dr. Gregory House is a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. The guy is a really, really good doctor.

He cares far more about solving cases, which he sees as elaborate puzzles, than about the patients themselves. House is a grumpy individual, largely due to the blood clot in his leg that leaves the character with a perpetual limp.

He's been hooked on Vicodin, and on being an ass to those around him. But we still can't get enough of the guy!

Dr. Gregory House Quotes

Connections are for airports.

House

Taub: It's not porn.
House: Bummer.

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House Quotes

Chase: Did you ever love me?!?
Cameron: I don't know.
Chase: Thank you for finally telling me.

House: We are condemned to useless labor...
Dr. Wilson: Fourth circle of hell. Charting goes a lot faster when you eliminate all classic poetry.
House: Writing down what we already know to be read by nobody. Pretty sure Dante would agree that qualifies as useless.
Dr. Wilson: You're over two weeks behind in your charting...
(Dr. Cuddy approaches them, and House throws a piece of paper towards her)
House: Oops... I missed!