Anthony John "Tony" Soprano, Sr. is the boss of the DiMeo Crime Family out of New Jersey on The Sopranos.  He is married to Carmela and has two children, Meadow and Anthony Jr.  

Tony Soprano Quotes

Tony: It's more like a hotel by Captain Teebs.
Livia: Who's he?
Tony: A captain who owns luxury hotels or something. I don't know.

Tony: What is that?
Irina: Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Tony: You should read Tomato Sauce for your Ass. It's the Italian version.

The Sopranos Quotes

Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?

I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! All right? So leave the fucking, cocksucking cheese where it is!

Silvio